December 2011
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woooo new about me.
also my sister follows me now HEY LOVELY!
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“The earth laughs in flowers.”
– E. E. Cummings (via girlinlondon)
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oh man i just got trolled so bad. like so bad.
Stranger: i'm just really fucking bored
You: ahaha i figured since you're on omegle
Stranger: it speaks for itself doesn't it
You: yeah
You: lets make a pact to stop being bored trolls and go do something productive?
You: there are 23753 people on here imagine what we could do we could change the world!
Stranger: man if we could rally around a cause it would make the world a far better place.
Stranger: lets choose one
You: your choice man
Stranger: hmm. how about, banning dihydrogen monoxide.
Stranger: it's a leading factor in many deaths around the worls.
Stranger: *world
You: wow
You: i didn't even know what it was untill now
Stranger: terrifying isn't it.
You: omegla has taught me something new
You: yeah
You: so where does it come from?
Stranger: statistics say it is involved in almost all drownings.
Stranger: it everywhere.
Stranger: it has wreaked havoc on many asian countries.
Stranger: unfortunately it's naturally occurring but there are measures we can take to prevent it coming into contact with people.
You: i'll google it
You: how come you know so much about it?
Stranger: i've done a lot of studies
Stranger: if you're actually googling it you're wasting your time. it's H2O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
so omegle gives you questions to discuss now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How to get the guy to have sex with you
You: witchcraft
Stranger: that always works for me
You: yeah man its fool proof.
You: i should write a self help book.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: perfect
You: i'll give ya 10 percent of the profits just for that :)
Stranger: its a deal!
You: and i'll call it, "the only book you ever need to read on how to get the guy to have sex with you." by, you and stranger.
You: deal!
Stranger: haha
You: it will only have on page
You: shame if you're not a wizard though
You: we can't all be brilliant
elvis was a handsome young man.
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jmimy:
i’m not funny or interesting or talented in any way i’m quite literally just a person with a blog like that’s it
summer.
craft craft craft : drawing, jewellery making, christmas cards
picnics
initiate myself as a teenager (at 17) by watching scary movies :O
plenty of bicycle exploration
learn about botany, african history, world religion and graphic novels
mermaiding at the beach
sunsets and sunrises
spontaneous christmas light spotting hoons
mocktails by the pool
saving the world
geocaching on the...
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“Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas...”
– William F. Buckley (via rulesformyunbornson)
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okaytomato said: oh my gosh i totally spent like...
janitalia:
UNITED WE ARE LOSERS. I did this while I was in the living room with my brother and he was just laughing at all my odd faces and what not. Ahaahah.
BORN TO BE A LOSER.
*say. not day. say. i’m watching avps and i can not multitask it seems :/
hahaha you wanna be you wanna be a loser like me? i was just stuffin around taking them and then dad found them on the computor even...
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516. Never leave someone hanging on a high five....
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w0nderwallll:
this is the best picture ever….
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since both of us woke up an hour and a half ago,
mum and i have just sat in the living room on our respective laptops.
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gosh atars and things are scary.
mum just informed me that i am expected to get in the 90’s.
to be honest, i’ve let my expectations of myself drop since about 2009 and i’ve stopped pushing myself as much. i could be doing better and i don’t want regrets.
but i also just really like having fun. next year is going to be so full on.
aaaaaaaah i only need 85 to get into the courses i want buuuut. i want to...
